poetry

[tortellini]

On my misery

Hark, what's this, a giant wall
But now I can't see my Lapis at all
No sign of my darling Lazuli
Enough to drive me to misery

Never more shall I see her fetching eyes
Their shade of blue does hypnotize
I shall have to build a shrine
To her beautiful voice, the only rival to mine

Oh Lapis, oh Lapis, I wish you were here!
You are so far with these morons so near.
Oh Lapis, oh Lapis, why must this be?
All 'cuz the bear wants a murdering spree

I hate so many things about this place
But worst of all is not seeing your face
I got stuck with Ren, and he's a loon
Oh darling, we shall be reunited soon

We shall escape this place, and we shall roam
We shall find our way back to my tiki home
My life will be improved with you around
I know that you will remove my frown

Perhaps you'll free me from my terrible job
Maybe even punch Spongebob
And for you, I'll play my clarinet,
(And you will swoon too, I bet.)

Your tentacleness, Squidward.